my sister found a curtain rod in my dad's filing cabinet. somehow we transformed that curtain rod into a cattle prod (oh excuse me a bovine escort) yeah if i take math 105 next year we will be taking the same math at the same time. neato. i went to the library and got a few cds and a few books. i really don't think i'll have time to read them. ( Read more... )

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work and i'm punished again. but anyway......i like angel food cake with stawberries and whip cream, yuhssssir. yuuuhhhsssaaaaa. upsetting the balance..dun dun dunnnn no one could halt the enemy's advance. not china or the soviet union, not japan ( Read more... )

well she turned me into a newt!..blah blah ( Read more... )

1. Total volume of music files on my computer ( Read more... )

BOB DYLAN! and willie nelson and some other people. i get to go. BOB DYLAN!
RIDICULOUS!

i have really fucked up with this chemistry thing. i'm such a lazy fuck.

have you ever just looked at yourself and pretended it wasn't you? not just what you look like but look at what you're supposed to be and think "hmm i'm glad i'm not them and have to do that." only it is you and you are expected to act like yourself. could you change the way you act and be a completely different person and not have anyone say ( Read more... )

be tolerable ( Read more... )

barry white wants to wish ed a happy birthday.

jive man....jive
(in my best barry white voice)
baby, happy birthday.
yeah man.
you know it's a birthday.
for you. yeah.
baby.
aww yeah. uh huh. birthday.
oh oh yeah. uh uh.
that's no lie.
happy.
yeah.
birthday.
ooh boy. yeah. uh huh.
birthday.
it's yours.

the end.

oh my fucking goodness. i don't think i've ever had so many people tell me happy birthday.

thanks you hot kids!

and i love the life i live. (and then there's that guitar part)

ah well...how dreadfully preconceived.

how now, brown cow?

i really like the song that the vultures sing in the jungle book. it's damn catchy.

and it would be unfair for me to get upset.
why is there erotic anime on this computer?wackness.