Couch Squatting

[guavagirl]

Commence the ice bong.

I've been straight awake for the past 48 hours, from fricking packing and moving my shit out of the room I was living in at the frat house to getting to work 30 minutes late...

GOD DAMN I WANT SOME HOT, HOT SEX RIOGHT (*cockneyed!*) NyeEEOOOOW

Comments

[palinfreeborn]

...holy shit.

It's Maria.

And she wants sex.

I'm so confused.

~Ashton

so....

[just_in_tacoma]

I saw your post in the usc community and actually didn't even read it at first, but I daw the picture briefly and thought, "what a cool pic." Many hours later,I check my LJ like the Firefox-using, bored, stoned insomiac that I am and see your post once again and I think to read it. I check the link. I'd definitely be interested if I weren't already busy oh yeah, and had a car... Though I couldn't make it, I wanted to find out more about you as you had already done cool by me twice with the pic and the post... I read to the bottom of your LJ page... You're cool in my book- Taco Bell: great shit- particularly those things... herb: also great... sex on herb: also great... use of words "wet drippery sweet dream" to describe sex on herb fantastic... a mentioning of an oral fixation in the same paragraph: aces, amazing, astonishing, astounding, bang-up, best, breathtaking, cool, crack, dilly, doozie, extravagant, fab, fantastic, fictitious, first class, gone, greatest, groovy, immense, in spades, inconceivable, incredible,

Corsets, eh?

[guavagirl]

leave a msg on my facebook wall.

I'm Maria, girl in a black dress blowing a kiss to a dead rat ;-)

Re: Corsets, eh?

[just_in_tacoma]

the question is.... Is it a hot black dress???

I'm sorry, I don't do the facebook thing. That must be where that 70% narcissistic goes, huh?

Re: Corsets, eh?

[just_in_tacoma]

i just read your user info and we really are in shocikngly similar situations. We should be friends, girl in a black dress. I'd love to hear your thoughts on things.