Bummer.

[guavagirl]

Lately I've been wondering if I've really just fucked things up so well for myself that the dick that got shoved so high up my ass literally ripped me a new one.

A nice, shiny new 2007 model high-definition wide screen lateral viscosity sound wave light motion sensor activated HOLE OF MASS DESTRUCTION.Shoved so high it went all the way past my

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;_;

[maddie_hatzer]

*tries to repair your sphincter*

Re: ;_;

[guavagirl]

...

HA HA oh man.

That has got to be the most awesome thing I've read in a while.

I miss you, honeybun. *kiss*