Wander between the dark and light. Both are blinding, between them, you can see.

Okay, the order of these alone gets amusement value...

not normal men
Bouncing from Guy to Guy
Brunette f***ed in all holes
Guys, afraid of performing?

4 seperate emails... it's almost haiku'ish... :)

( If I were a Dragon )

I'm gonna beat Robin Hood. When the hell did *I* become one of the rich... not to mention, I'm really getting sick and tired of paying for welfare mothers with 12 kids, life imprisoned morons (I'll pay for an injection if they're not allowed out again... or better, a bullet. $.50 at Wal-Mart), and golden fleece retirement plans for senators ( Read more... )

Well, sitting here for lunch, having peanuts and doritos with hot tea, after buying my morning pack of smokes with nickels. God it'll be REALLY nice if there's no complications with my direct deposit going through tonight... Shame I already took an advance against it to make all the crazy crap of the last month happen. Most of the rest will go ( Read more... )

( Soundtrack to life )

Tripped on this twisted little comic... powerfully good sometimes, goofy at others... and it's gonna get me fired if I keep reading the damned thing at work...

Pssst, this is NOT, repeat, NOT worksafe. You can get away with it if noone looks TOOO closely tho'... most of the time.

Jack

Thank you, camlaw519.

I can't resist, you earned a DI.

"...starting and continuing an argument past 20 comments and from one day to the next on a LJ thread is like being in the Special Olympics-- even if you win, you're still retarded :-D thank you, Fark"

Thanks for brightening my day you two.

I've been trying for about a month to a month and a half now to figure out what mistake I've made. I knew I made one, but like a rat in a maze it couldn't find the cheese.

It's a basic rule of life.

Just because you care about someone, and you want them to care, doesn't mean they will.

I Am Robin GoodfellowYou are that merrie wanderer of the night - outgoing and playful. Like Robin Goodfellow you enjoy a great joke, even when the joke's on you. You're the life of the party - you have a happy disposition and you like to laugh and have a good time. You're mischevious and you enjoy pulling someone's leg, but your jokes are generally ( Read more... )