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How tall are you?: 5'7
Have you ever smoked heroin?: i didnt know you could smoke heroin i thought it was more of an injectable thing
Do you own a gun?: yeah, two, i call them my biceps. no i call them my guns, they are my biceps.
Have you ever been arrested?: no but im pretty sure ive experienced cardiac arrest. if thats anything like acid reflux then i have definitely.
Rehab?: no sir
How many of your friends have committed suicide?: more like none, thank christ
Do you shave your crotch?: nobody wants to know the answer to this question concerning ANYONE, but also nobody likes hair.
Would you fuck someone in a cemetery?: yes i would.
Do you ever punch yourself?: only during rise against, and only when my name is scootie
Have you ever killed an animal?: i havent killed an animal but the feds killed a great dane after it bit me and a couple mail men, on their own accord.
Are you Irish?: no, thank god
Who would you punch if you could?: i can punch whoever i want whenever i want. the girls on my super sweet 16.
What's your favorite Christmas song?: better luck next year by october fall.
What is your favorite smell? its a tie between poo, b.o., and not bad.
What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: grapefruit juice, mango juice, coffee, and the blood of 40 virgins.
Would you go to SF or NYC right now if you had the chance?: i dont do acronyms. or initials. f that s.
Do you do pushups?: i dont not do pushups
Do you ever fantasize about murder?: more like commit
Would you fuck Victoria Gotti if you could?: i dont know her
Have you ever done ecstasy?: excedrin
Are you straightedge?: i have some straight edge tendencies, and some not straight edge tendencies. so no.
Are you vegan?: dont fuck with the food chain or the food chain fucks BACK
Do you shoplift?: as often as possible.
Whats the last thing you stole?: 2 markers from hobby lobby.i cant afford school supplies.
Do you ski or snowboard?: if given the opportunity to ski or snowboard then yes i would ski or snowboard.
What do you think of moustaches?: i am a fan of satan's.
Do you use hair gel?: yes and i carry a comb in my back pocket.
Do you sniff cocaine?: ive been meaning to start
Who is your favorite serial killer?: oh who could pick just one
Have you ever made out with your friend's gf?: yeah, about that... no
Have you ever been caught mid-hump?: that is a hilarious term.
Have you been shot?: only with the good kind of shot...film
Have you ever been hospitalized?: i'm a stone fox. and by stone fox i mean tough.
Do you like painkillers?: for caffeine headaches
What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?: its no secret that i use the date rape drug.
Have you ever lubed up your genitals with soy milk?: fuck soy milk. fuck it as in i dont like it.
Do you own a knife: a bunch of butter knives are probably the equivalent of one kinda sharp knife.
Have you played ghettopoly?: i'm doing just fine without ghettopoly
Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"?: no i buy my drugs on the gold coast
Do you have A.D.D.?: add is bullshit, nobody in the world cares enough about anything at all to pay attention for any amount of time ever.
Have you ever had a head injury?: if by head injury you mean chicken pox then yes maam
How many virgins have u slept with? 40, a week
Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?: i love the tattoo that i am getting AS WE SPEAK
have you ever urinated in an unconventional place, say, in a glass or in a strangers living room?: no thats disgusting, i only urinate in my friends living rooms, and in bottles