so at walmart today, the impulse buy items in the checkout aisle pwned me. i purchased a hershey's chocolate bar with almonds. i couldn't resist. i just wanted a couple pieces. the rest would have gone to honey, auntie's attack hamster ( Read more... )

how in the hell did i spend fifty dollars last night? wow. crap. i guess it was worth it to hear the words, "what do you expect from someone named otis?" that's definitely a $50 joke if i ever heard one. wow. yeah. sorry to mary for semi-considerate drunk dialing you, and sorry to megan because your phone sucksaaaah and you can't receive an ( Read more... )

SmarterChild (7:36:12 AM): What can I do for you ( Read more... )

all i have to say is this:
fuck illegal immigrants.
having been in close contact with them, worked with them, and even friends with them, i still believe that they should never be enfranchised nor should they take advantage of federal benefits that barely will be afforded to us. yes, you say, "they are people too!" but they are people who snuck ( Read more... )

okay, so i'm totally covered in glitter. gene called me back to seasonal tonight to help the rest of the team out with reshop. i grab a bunch of toys, and turn around to put them back and i hear "whooooosh" followed by laughter. my mouth spills, "what the fuck?" (or at least i'm told.) and i turn around to find gene holding a can of glitter ( Read more... )

jesus fuck. i can't even go to my torrent site without being accosted by stupid ass liberals and their 9/11 conspiracy theories. for those of you interested, or heaven forbid, even buy into these crap theories, i'll give you ONE site, a transcription of a Popular Mechanics article from the March 2005 issue. ( Read more... )

i've tried to update this thing three times in the past few weeks. everytime i was online at a friends house, i'd type up this long entry about all the stuff going on in my life. each time, livejournal fucked it up and didn't post. hopefully this time it does. anyway, i have the internet back. yay. don't really care. the only reason i wanted ( Read more... )

( i've found during my continuing search for life post-internet that )

standing room only, admission is free. or something.

blah.

i win.

and there you have it.

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