I'm officially a seven dollar socialist now.

[gueny]

Does anybody know how to order real coffee anymore? The only coffee spot close to where I work is a Starbucks. So each morning there are about 10 people in front of me ordering crazy shit.

Person in front of me

"I'll have a non-fat soy venti reverse back flip frappe-latte-cappuccino, with no foam, served with a single plum, floating in a man's

Comments

[bcuzimpretty]

My preference is for a soy decaf caramel cappucino, no whip cream, extra caramel. It's luxeriously ridiculous.

[gueny]

That's not coffee! That's sugar mixed with milk

[nihilicious]

Did I tell you I started drinking Chai latte?

[gueny]

Really? You've a long way from the Horton's double double. You all growed up now.

Getting it as Ristretto for $108 a shot?

[bartok]

you ever order the orange juice at a *$s? It's more expensive than the coffee!

[bartok]

My 2 1/2 years working at Starbucks means I must now look down upon you (which admittedly isn't much of a problem) and relegate you to being one of the "great unwashed."

*harumph*