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"you have a weiner,you can pee outside..."
last night was fun ( Read more... ) -
how many times is this going to happen to me???
i dont work tomorrow morning...
so i want to get drunk tonight...
i want to pass out on a couch...
i want many other things but this is priority...
poop... -
"ode to spellchecker"
eye halve a spelling checker ( Read more... ) -
" no answer is your answer"
so i got my hair done today ( Read more... ) -
if only it were as easy to forget the good as it is the bad...
this whole weekend sucked...
im glad it is over... -
"i'll find you again...in another life when we are both cats"
so yesterday jess and i woke up early ( Read more... ) -
"they only gave you 1 thing of strawberries for 2 waffles?!?!?"
i saw a great show...
some good friends...
and MY MARLEY!!!
proud to be the annoying drunk at waffle house at 5 am...
woke up on phils love seat...ouch...
empty bottle...
dirty feet...
i must say...
it was a great night... -
heres i question for everyone...
would you marry a sex offender???
hmmmm??? -
i <3 everything about this song...
i had never even heard of breaking benjamin...
but these lyrics make me <3 them ( Read more... )