Voice - Devil with a blue coat on

[guide2hell]

Okay, that was not funny.

I have patience with a great deal of assine things, Dante foremost among those most of the time, but something is going to DIE for this.  How dare these pathetic shades defile my weapon!  [Sounds of him rewrapping something.]

And if anyone should come across a small charm shaped like either a dragon or a demon's face, please

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[notlikethemovie]

Wait, what happened to Yamato? [Mika sounds like she just woke up, sorry Vergil.]

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[guide2hell]

[Fortunately for Mika, Vergil doesn't notice she knows the name of his sword. He's a tad upset at the moment.]

Those... those... moronic ghosts unwrapped its hilt and made off with the charms bound to it! They descrated it! Not to mention I have no idea if they've screwed it up doing that! [They probably haven't, maybe lessened its powers a little, but they didn't make off with the whole sword. Still Vergil is not happy.]

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[notlikethemovie]

[Lucky Mika!]

They unwrapped your katana? [Mika pauses as she rubs her face, trying to think through her sleepiness. She's got nothing.]

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[guide2hell]

[Very lucky Mika.]

Yes, though how they managed that without releasing it is beyond me. [Grumping Vergil.] Still, a bag or two of carmels and it would have been easy enough to find.

[werallsatisfied]

...did you just lose the seal on Yamato? [If you did, he's gonna freaking kill you.]

--hey! Wait a minute! What'd I ever do! Y'know, aside from possibly maiming you once or twice...

You better as hell still have your amulet, bro.

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[guide2hell]

No, I did not lose the seal, Dante! These... things have made off with the charms normally wrapped in its cording both for luck and to keep one's grip from slipping. Trust me, the sword is not going to wake up, go demon, and go rampaging off.

And if it did, it'd probably go for the nearest place with candy. [One of Yamato's quirks Vergil had found in an old book. Bloody thing had a sweet tooth that wouldn't end.]

The maiming is a minor thing, but I was thinking of that stupid fight over the chocolate cupcake, and the times my homework 'mysteriously' vanished.

... It's still safe around my neck, Brother.

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[werallsatisfied]

Ease yer damned foot of the accelerator and slow the fuck down, will ya? I know that sowrd pretty fuckin' well, too.

Eesh.

[Better than Rebellion. Who had a think for the Noir Film genre when the time period came around. And... you know... being rebellious and all that...]

That was totally the dog, Vergil, I keep tellin' you that! [Still, he's relieved that at least the amulet isn't gone. That's a little more important than a good luck charm.] Besides. Damned good cupcake.

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[guide2hell]

[He's trying.]

It's just... they left it all tangled up and scattered through the room. Though if it did get away, we could always find a bag of carmels to use as bait.

[And Yamato had a thing for anime, the louder the better. Vergil was not going to think about three weeks of Neon Genesis Evangelion ever again.]

Oh? The dgo knew how to operate the paper shredder? [No Dante, you aren't getting away that easily. And the amulet isn't going anywhere, he's taken the precaution of applying a strip of tape to its back and carefully winding a thin piece artistically down the chain.] I called it first. [Sulk.]

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[the_aurailia]

Seems many things 'ave gone missing lately cowboy, a sign that something bad is around the corner ey? Best get yourself prepared.

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[guide2hell]

I see. Thank you for the advice.

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[cataclysmic_vei]

"Something is going to DIE?" Implying you are not referring to someone, which would indicate of course, that your threat is an empty one. After all, you can not kill what is already dead.

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[guide2hell]

[One can almost hear the evil smirk in his voice.]

Hide in a corner and watch. And who says you can't kill what's already dead? Dante and I make a habit of it.