survey written by
spifftronica!
1. How many times have you voted in political elections in your life?
twice.
2. Were you allowed to watch 'The Simpsons' as a child?
yes.
3. When you wear a backpack do you wear both straps on both shoulders or sling it over one shoulder?
i normally stick with a carrier bag, but in the rare event of a backpack, both straps please.
4. What is your most used method for discovering new music?
slsk. lastfm. tired indie sites?
5. Do you prefer Mapquest, Yahoo Maps, Google Maps, or actual paper maps?
google maps. & then i draw myself a more personalised map on a post-it or something of the sort based on the information i need. with sea monsters sketched along the edges of unknown.
6. What color is the majority of your wardrobe?
browns.
7. You can only watch one show for the rest of your life. What is it? (Take into consideration longevity of the show to date. Do you want one with many episodes to choose from, or are you perfectly content watching the same few seasons over and over?)
project runway. why is that shit so good?
8. Do you say band-aids or bandages?
band-aids. bandages makes me think of war wounds. whereas band-aids makes me think of pink stars and dinosaurs and apple juice.
9. Give me your best popsicle stick joke:
you lost me.
10. What is your least favorite song by your favorite band?
i can't stand "knives out". everything else is fucking beautiful but that one song grates me in a bad way.
11. What is the best color for food to be?
green.
12. How many pillows do you use?
none, i usually fall asleep with my head flat on the mattress. and yet, i have four pillows on my bed. their purpose is for resting at my sides so that i feel surrounded.
13. Name an instrument you wish you knew how to play:
listening to too much beirut makes me want to pick up the mandolin or accordion.
14. Which country has the best name?
turkey?
15. When you buy groceries do you like to make infrequent big trips or smaller trips more often?
smaller trips, more often.
16. What is on page 46 of your favorite book?
the book in question is on loan at the moment.
17. Would you rather be a zoo keeper or a school teacher?
school teacher.
18. What is your favorite word?
i used to have a few but i don't like them anymore.
19. Which polygon is the most visually pleasing to you?
i'm not sure if circles count as polygons.
20. There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who find sneezing panda videos funny, and those who don't. Which are you?
it depends largely on my level of sobriety.
21. What is your favorite question on this list? (There is a correct answer)
probably this one.
22. What is the best song to dance to when no one is watching?
i'm currently on the household laptop & don't have any of my music on hand, so i'll go with the first song that popped to mind: D.A.R.E.
23. What is the clothing assignment order of your dresser, from top to bottom (ex. top: socks, middle: shirts, bottom: pants)?
shirts i don't wear too often, shirts i wear often, "wtf" clothes/"i'm not going to be myself today" clothes, pants, underwear, socks.
24. What color is your toothbrush?
green and white.
25. How often do you check your e-mail?
i check most accounts once a day.
26. What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
i adore wine.
27. Combine the number portion of every address at which you've ever resided into a single integer: (ex. if you've lived at 67 Maple Road, 3489 Cherry Hill Lane, 721 Depot Avenue, and 195 North Ridge Boulevard, type: 673,489,721,195)
to the best of my memory: 23,600,051,235,689
28. Do you keep any form of paper journal?
not lately.
29. What is your favorite type of milk?
2%.
30. Name five movies you never want to see again:
garden state.
27 dresses.
the black dahlia.
the libertine.
tenacious d in the pick of destiny. don't get me wrong, it's fucking hilarious. just that i really should have seen it sober since, as it turns out, jack black is TERRIFYING when you're high.