I want to hear the Canadian national anthem reworked to the opening theme from Game of Thrones. So. Much.

Dan & I got a kitty cat. We named her Bellatrix.
It's been a few weeks since we've attained her, and Baby Bella may or may not be growing balls.
In either case, a name change is out of the question.
Pictures coming soon. For now:


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the older i get the more immature i feel.

what the hell is going on?

punched the wall in my sleep. the wall is fine. my hand is not.

i accidentally chopped my fingernail off. i didn't know a pinkie could bleed so much.

don't need stitches, just need to keep it wrapped up and clean. alcohol soaks are not as fun as they sound.

i've been playing doodle god to pass the time. so fun.

in honor of earth day, the cn tower is being lit up green tonight.

toronto: missing the point since 1970.

Our Hero: "What made Quentin Tarantino the man he is today?"

Dan: "I bet he wasn't hugged as a child. By anyone."

Our Hero: "His mom probably kept him at broom's length away from her... And would smack him with it if he got too close."

Dan: "In the face. Like Broomcat*Our Hero: "That's why he's all misshapen today." [starts laughing for like 5 ( Read more... )

xbox kinect + alcohol = bad idea

back to school tomorrow. shit shit.

Ok, this is the argument I've been having with my boyfriend for the duration of the morning and early afternoon. I am making the argument that Star Trek has influence on the outcome of the American presidential election ( Read more... )

Our Hero: "What do they put in french vanilla to make it french?"

Dan: "French ladies?"

Our Hero: "It kinda tastes like condensed milk."

Dan: "French ladies covered in condensed milk?"

Our Hero: "Hey. You know what we should get?"

Dan: "French ladies?"

Our Hero: "French ladies."