Mostly OOC
Part 1: The Basics
1. What is your full name?
- Schuldig [That's not his real name, but I couldn't make him tell his real one. D: ]
2. Where and when were you born?
- April 30, 1976
3. Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
- Next. [Hey, this is-] Not. Talking. About. It.
4. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
- Next.
5. Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.
- Top floor of the second community building. The Schwarz-chibi, my katzchen, and katzchen's sister live on the same floor.
6. What is your occupation?
- Ach. Right now I feel like a glorified babysitter, but I'm an assassin.
7. Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
- About 5'9", lanky, German, with orange hair and blue eyes. Mostly I wear white pants and shirt under my green jacket, with bandanna and sunglasses.
8. To which social class do you belong?
- Pfft. Like I would let myself be limited by stupid concepts like class and caste.
9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
- Ja, I'm allergic to stupid questions. [Schuldiiiiig....] I'm an ASSASSIN. Brad would have my head if I answered this question seriously, and I'd deserve it.
10. Are you right- or left-handed?
- Right.
11. What does your voice sound like?
- Malevolent. Malevolent and German.
12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
- Before I came here it was 'Braaaaad, I'm bored!'
13. What do you have in your pockets?
- Knives, mostly.
14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
- *um, yeah, Schu is too busy laughing hysterically to answer this question* [Trans: Too many to list.]
Part 2: Growing Up
[Schuldig refuses flatly to answer ANY of this, especially the question about how he learned about his powers. The threats he has made worry me enough not to answer for him. D:]
Part 3: Past Influences
29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
- Tie between my power manifesting and the death of the Elders.
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
- Ach. Crawford, probably.
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
- Getting out of Rosenkreuz alive and with my own will.
32. What is your greatest regret?
- I don't have regrets. [Liar.]
33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
- ....The MOST evil? Verdammt difficult questions. I'm not sure. I've done too many evil things to pick one as being the worst.
34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
- Nope. You have to get caught to have a record.
35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
- Going down into the sea with a fucking building falling on top of me. Damn Brad, anyway.
36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
- Having to let some pudgy arrogant moron beat the crap out of me and not kill him.
37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
- The reason for my name. No, I'm not telling you what it is.
38. What is your best memory?
- Killing one of those bastard trainers at Rosenkreuz.
39. What is your worst memory?
- Most of my time at Rosenkreuz.
Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
- Ach, I'm a mix of both. I'm pessimistic about humanity, but optimistic about the things I do.
41. What is your greatest fear?
- Losing myself for good.
42. What are your religious views?
- I don't have any, not really.
43. What are your political views?
- Politicians are scum and should die.
44. What are your views on sex?
- About as openminded as it gets. :D [Schu is a pervert~]
45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
- Pfft. Easily. It doesn't bother me.
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
- Betrayal.
47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
- Ach, not really.
48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
- I don't know. Everybody sees success differently. For me, probably staying sane.
49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
- Define 'true self'. I don't think I've GOT a true self anymore. There are things I hide, but they're things I don't think is anybody's business. I don't bother hiding that I'm a shameless, unrepentant bastard.
50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
- Yep. I'm prejudiced against most of the human race.
51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
- I won't fuck over my team. Oh, I'll mess with them and screw with their heads, but only in little ways. I won't do anything that would cause real damage. They're my team.
52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
- I don't die for anyone but me. I'd go to extremes for my team if I had to.
Part 5: Relationships With Others
53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?
- Mostly I treat other people as things put here for my amusement. It changes some for people I get to know, but only in taking them serious a little more often than 'never'.
54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
- Sociopaths don't have 'most important person's.
55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
- Respect, me? Pfft. [Crawford, but fuck if he would admit it. Brad would never let him live it down.]
56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.
- Farf, who is a bloodthirsty sociopath with God issues. Nagi, who is a sarcastic little brat with telekinesis, Crawford, who is a controlling bastard. Aya, in a weird love/hate way.
57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.
- Nope.
58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
- Yeah, the Malnosso screwed my head up and made me love Aya. That's about it.
59. What do you look for in a potential lover?
- Depends. A one-night-stand just has to look good. A repeat lover has to have a mind that feels comfortable to me.
60. How close are you to your family?
- Next.
61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?
- Fuck no.
62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
- My team. Aya. :/
63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?
- Again, my team. Aya as long as he didn't have orders to kill me.
64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
- For the third damn time, my team.
65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
- The head of discipline at Rosenkreuz, because he was the one to punish me when I displayed my 'problems with authority'.
66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
- I argue.
67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
- Not unless I have to.
68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?
- Depends on what you mean by interacting.
69. Do you care what others think of you?
- Not often. It's the only way to deal with KNOWING what others think of you.
Part 6: Likes And Dislikes
70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
- Sex, drinking, screwing with people's heads.
71. What is your most treasured possession?
- I haven't got any treasured possessions.
72. What is your favorite color?
- Green.
73. What is your favorite food?
- Bratwurst.
74. What, if anything, do you like to read?
- Depends on who I've been spending my time around.
75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
- Drinking, sex, fucking with people's heads, clubbing. Jerry Springer.
76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
- Yes, yes, and no. Because I want to. And fuck no, I don't want to quit.
77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
- Before this place? Clubbing, getting laid, and annoying the fuck out of Brad.
78. What makes you laugh?
- People, mostly.
79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
- Not much anymore. You get pretty jaded when you know just how far people can sink.
80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
- Make sure other people had insomnia, too.
81. How do you deal with stress?
- Killing, boozing, sex, annoying Brad.
82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
- Spontaneous enough to make life hell for a precog. :D
83. What are your pet peeves?
- Stupid people.
Part 7: Self Images And Etc.
84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
- I don't have routines, really, unless you count walking the Farf.
85. What is your greatest strength as a person?
- My utter lack of morals and ethics.
86. What is your greatest weakness?
- Not always thinking my amusements through enough. [*coughOukacough*]
87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
- Nothing. I'm fine just the way I am.
88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
- Extroverted.
89. Are you generally organized or messy?
- I'm usually messy. Partly because I don't care, partly because Brad the anal bastard doesn't like it.
90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
Good
- Killing
- Annoying Brad
- Messing with people's heads
Bad
- Planning ahead
- Waiting
- Obeying orders
91. Do you like yourself?
- Why shouldn't I? [That's not an answer.]
92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons...)
- ....Heroic? This thing is biased towards the good guys. Sheesh. I don't 'adventure' and I don't do heroic things. I kill people, and I do it for the money and the fun.
93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
- Well, we just finished off the last Elder before I showed up here, so I guess all I have left is trying to get Crawford to loosen up.
94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
- I don't know. I don't bother with that shit. The future is Crawford's lookout.
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
- During sex.
96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
- Like it matters in this place? If I die, I'll be back in a few days. If you mean permanent death... I don't know. Some of the things I would've liked to do aren't an option here.
97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
- My sparkling wit. Or my sexual prowess. Not sure which.
98. What three words best describe your personality?
- Sarcastic, manipulative, asshole
99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
- ...Probably the same ones.
100. If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice...)
Stop trying so hard to be a bastard. It's not going to bust apart your self-image if you're halfway decent to a few select people you don't feel like torturing.