It's amazing how quickly things run there course. It was so recently -- June, July, August -- it was so recently that everything was going so fine, that everything was just so fine. But somewhere between then and now ( Read more... )

Josh tells me that I fuck like a fag. I tell him that this is one of my favorite things about myself.

Come play with it.

How to use:
- Type in a word or words.
- Wait.
- Look at the picture.

How it works:
- Does a google image search on the word or words.
- Waits.
- Puts together a picture.

Enjoy.

It occurs to me that I am more evil than most terrorists. I should probably do something about that.

Hey lal. San Diego. Retr of the drunken post. Courtesty touresy. Jordan's bed, for some fu king mutant reason. Kurt (who I keep wanting to call doug() plays an acout6ic guitar liket he thing as electirc. Tereas has been pissing upstairs for a wahile now, I hope hse's okay. I'm so so. Yeah. Yeah ( Read more... )

I just realized, I don't know that I've announced to completely everyone that I'm going to be in San Diego on Tuesday. This Tuesday! So don't be shocked to the beyond if I give you a call. I'm real.

If you ever feel like a loser in life, just remember that there were probably somewhere between 40 and 600 million spermatozoa there along with you in that one generative load that your shitty father dropped in your crappy mum, every one with the same goal. And you beat all of them ( Read more... )

It occurs to me that it's been some time since I have left notice of my State of Affairs for the curious. Perhaps it is because, deep down to tip-top, I know that no curious remain; it should be clear to anyone who has been watching that there is no room left for curiosity, that all loose ends have been tied up. This is Okay. There is never ( Read more... )

I looked on Thesaurus.com to find a good synonym for misogyny, but there were none. It suggested I look under mahogany, and so I did. Mahogany is a synonym for brown.

Am I the only one who misses my awesome totaldrunk rock-and-roll adventure posts? I can't be the only one who misses those.

I must acquire booze and leave some new entries of such variety. And the soonest available opportunity.

Erstwhile, I've written a brilliant one line poem:

A Detective Novel
Her eyes were an open and shut case.