L opens a fortune cookie ( Read more... )

I just gave the best reading of America by Allen Ginsberg that anyone has ever given. I performed it for myself, sitting on the edge of my bed and looking into the mirror. Very drunk. I was intimidated by the fact that I was giving the best performance of America by Allen Ginsberg anyone had ever given and simultaneously intimidated by the fact ( Read more... )

OKAY, you know what's funny ( Read more... )

I'm moving to San Francisco in a week. Lydia is taking the flight up with me -- she's visiting her folks in the area -- so I'm going to cover my "you were this to me"s with her in person, I'm comfortable telling her things like that, but since I'm never going to be comfortable telling any of you things like that in person, it's going to be ( Read more... )

It occurs to me that the act of initiating memes has become a meme unto itself. I don't mean this to sound clever, my pointing this out; I mean to sound genuinely afraid. That memes have become memes mean that a wholly metaphysical object (which is to say, one that is so perfectly self-reflexive that it at no point references a physical object) has ( Read more... )

I have Tuesday and Thursday off this week, and have Wednesday free til 11:30pm. Let me know if you're willing to drive up to Del Mar and give me a different life for a day.

Quoth themirror: sexual frustration is a bitch.

Quoth dancingelephant: *sigh*, it doesn't help that i feel like shit and i'm sexually frustrated as fuck. i don't remember i time when i've been more sexually frustrated.

Quoth arcane_um: I just had to put out a grease fire in my toaster oven.

Notice a pattern here? The irony, all you people, is that the solution is so obvious: ( Read more... )

I'm going to tell you something I've never told anyone before: I don't like the Lord of the Rings trilogy. The movies, I mean. I haven't read the books. I've only seen the movies. It's not that I wasn't entertained, or anything, I mean I got a kick out of them a lot of times, but really, I just think they were bad films. In the big context of ( Read more... )

The other day at work I was checking out one of those old Del Mar women, the sort who've had loads of plastic surgery and speak in that vaudeville whore falsetto. As funny as they are they're also pretty tragic, so I usually don't have to like, stifle laughter or anything, as long as they don't have those psychotic faceless dogs I don't have to ( Read more... )

T made a great post, great because it's Livejournal in its pure form: Lists, pathos, and the gross oversimplification of the human experience. Normally I pretend I'm too cool for memes, but that Hate/Like list just works on such a fundamental level, I have to steal it and hope you do the same ( Read more... )