Third Song ♫ Voice | Kdgkdfjhgkdfjgh

[guiltyguitar]

[ ... Klavier wakes up slowly. He's tired. He's only just gotten some sleep. But he is a morning person, you see, so he made himself some lovely coffee, and decided he'd go outside to practice... by the Library steps, his favorite place to play his beautiful electric guitar, Libbie

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[girlpowertouka]

Hi, Klavier-san. It's Touka Kishi. It's okay. It's one of those curse-thingys.

[Video]

[guiltyguitar]

[ Flicks the feed on and is highly distressed! dsfbjjfgh HIS HAIR SOB HIS BEAUTIFUL HAAAAAIR. ]

They ruined my hair, Fräulein! Surely this is unforgivable! SOMEONE must be to blame for this travesty...! And if there isn't, there should be!

[ Yes, normally he is calm awesome prosecuting rockstar. ... Today that is not the case. Now he is nothing but a flustered Diva. ]

[Video]

[girlpowertouka]

[Touka appears on the screen with tiger ears and a cute headband.]

It's okay, Klavier-san. It's only for this week, and besides, they look cool on you, anyway. They don't ruin your hair, they compliment it.

[Video; 1/3] lmfao he's such a spazz

[guiltyguitar]

Nein, [ That is the sound of Klavier's fist hitting a conveniently-placed wall behind him to register his argument. ] This... is horrible! And the people behind this--this... travesty... they must be in on it! It's an entire conspiracy to ruin perfectly decent fashion and hair!

[Video]

[pristinestar]

... [that. that had to be the most amusing thing he's heard in a while over the network. he shouldn't be amused, but -]

You're not the only one. [his puppy ears wriggle a few times]

[Video]

[guiltyguitar]

[ JHSdfjdhgfg!! SHUSH HE WILL PROSECUTE YOU THEY RUINED HIS HAIR. This is WAR! ]

They've ruined other people's privacy?! The outrage! Whoever... whatever... is behind this... I am going to make sure they're put away forever!

[ Huff. Overreacting? YES. ]

[Video] (Forever~)

[pristinestar]

[don't worry. regardless of Red being severely amused right now, he keeps his straight face on.

... he picks up a pocky stick and nibbled unto it as he listened to the guy's overreaction. hey, with a quiet and boring place like Vatheon, this is a better entertainment than constantly just eating free food]

But I heard this is some sort of curse.

My first one in this place. Same to you?

same. lol lazy

[guiltyguitar]

[ HUFF. ]

'Curse'? Ridiculous superstition. Leave your imaginary games for music, ja?

[ He is calm and collected... REALLY. Okay not really. ] The only curse here is going to be the one I put on whoever is responsible for this prank. And I'll make sure it's the curse of the LAW and a bad conscience! This travesty cannot go unpunished!

[libraria]

Gavin-san, I-I think it's just a curse! I have them too, see!

[ There's a smile smile and the next part is more of a whisper. ]

I-I think you look cute.

[guiltyguitar]

[ Sob NO CUTE IS NOT HOW HE SHOULD LOOK. ]

Fräulein... they ruined my hair. Someone has to be responsible for this prank! Surely you're not suggesting they're REAL... hah. Ridiculous and illogical. It's nothing more than someone's bad idea of a joke, ja? And when I find them, their bad idea will end in a bad place, where their horrible ideas can never see daylight ever again!

[ HUFF. Is he acting like a pretentious Diva? YES HE IS~! ]

[libraria]

They are real, Gavin-san! Touch them! It's another one of the curses, it's nothing to get upset over.

[ She sighs. ]

I'm sure you look very handsome with them anyway!

[guiltyguitar]

[ ... sljdkjlfhg no he is a lawyer he will not believe this.

... There's a yelp. He just sat on his tail and found out how real it all was. THE FOLLOWING CURSING IS CONVENIENTLY IN GERMAN, THANK GOODNESS. ]

Achtung! Whatever God damned idiot did this will pay! He will pay with all his soul, and I swear... I... this can't be happening.

[ Sob. ] ... Mein Gott. This can't be happening. I am asleep. This illogical stupidity isn't happening to me, or my hair, or my perfectly decent pants...

[Video]

[suncentric]

[SINCE KYUU'S DEFAULT REPLY SETTING IS VIDEO and he hasn't quite gotten around to playing with it enough yet...

HAVE SOME FLAILING TEENAGE BOY DETECTIVE-IN-TRAINING WITH PUPPY EARS, KLAVIER.]

Ahhhhh!? You too? It's not just me? Are they doggie ears too?

[Voice]

[guiltyguitar]

[ Sob his precious hair, since he doesn't know this kid he won't be showing that. skdhhgfg. ]

This is a serious outrage! Whoever went around thinking this would be hilarious ought to be arrested! No, they will be arrested! When I find the Fräulein detective I will MAKE her arrest the person responsible, then prosecute them to the full extent of the law!

[ SHUT UP HE KNOWS THIS PLACE HAS NO REAL LEGAL SYSTEM but he doesn't CARE he isn't coherent right now. He's ANGRY. One extremely angry Diva. You do not mess with his hair and live. ]

[Video] --> FOREVER

[suncentric]

Ehhh!?

I-it's not that bad, is it? They're just ears!

[DOES NOT FIND ANYTHING PARTICULARLY TERRIBLE ABOUT THIS. Just kinda surprising lol.

And his ears twitch in A TOTALLY ADORABLE WAY. And maybe in the background you can see the tip of his tail waving around as well. Swish, swish~ C'mon, why would you want to arrest someone responsible for such adorableness?]

Ah, law? What sort of law?

SEE ABOVE

[guiltyguitar]

They're horrible!

[ ... Yes. Yes he would. ]

The kind of law that arrests people for running around and planting things on others like that! And for fueling this ridiculous curse nonsense! Nein... this isn't just a simple crime... this... this is a travesty! This is a crime against the entirety of everyone's privacy! Worse still, this is a crime against my hair!

[ HUFF HE IS SO MAD. ]

Video

[snackoosftw]

[Ema is not in the mood for his diva whining. At first she was going to agree with his whole, 'I'll get you for giving me animal ears' speech but then he mentioned hair and Ema's mood just went south from there.]

At least you have cat ears - I have racoon ears! And your hair is the last thing anyone is worried about.

[Video back] bitch bitch fop fop whine whine ;A;

[guiltyguitar]

This is extremely unsettling, Fräulein. Whoever is responsible for this... I'm... you need to arrest them! Now!

[ sdghdfhgk his hair is IMPORTANT! ] Hey! I'll have you know it takes me hours to get my hair to look this perfect, and then it's ruined! Ach, my entire week... ruined! Worse still, my pants! A perfectly decent pair of pants ruined with a silly thing like this! Fräulein, you need to DO something about this... this... perpetrator and arrest him for disturbing the public peace of my head!

[Video] if she could snackoo you, she would

[snackoosftw]

What am I supposed to do about it?! We can't go around and arrest people because we suddenly have ears and a tail, Klavier!

What's more unsettling is why we have these things in the first place! Not why your dumb hair is ruined and why you lost a good pair of pants!

[Video] he really needs it. XD

[guiltyguitar]

[ ... You know. Fine. He's going to shut up now and think about it... but only if he can pick on you. ]

Well, I don't know--you look kind of cute, Fräulein. It suits you, really.

[ That chuckling aside, he considers it. ] I don't think the idea of this being some 'curse' is too viable. I still think there's someone going around spreading superstition with this... it's really not hard to fool such a simple people into believing whatever you want, ja? There must be a cause behind it. I can't help but wonder if this is connected to those disappearances, either...

No one seems to have heard a word when Herr Wright and Frills disappeared. I've been talking to people about it--not a single soul has seen them.