Come the Rapture.... a.k.a.: who would Jesus email?

[guinevere]

THINK of how devastated all of us sinners will be when the Rapture comes - all those mysteriously disappeared Christians (I'm missing them already

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[missmollymayhem]

LMAO. Now I kinda hope this rapture thing is true and all of the rapture believers disappear.

[guinevere]

well...I'm not sure that I am going to go along with you THAT far. ;-)

but I'm not opposed to separating them from their money for stupidity like this.

[izzzyy]

Okay, I'm a Christian and even *I* find that offensive.

[guinevere]

good.

hey wow!

[spiralunwind]

i love their ingenious system of "rapture triggered email"...when 3 of 5 people who are REALLY SURE they're going to be raptured fail to log into the system once in 3 days...

lol @ silly fanatics. sad thing is i'm probably related to people who'd use that.

~h

Re: hey wow!

[guinevere]

yeah, we should set out on a 'davinci code-esque' system of eliminating those 5 ppl.

freak some fuckers out. ;-)

[kokain]

And all this time I thought those bumper stickers were referring to Jurassic Park.

[guinevere]

which bumper stickers?

[kokain]

the ones that read, "the rapture is not an escape plan" or "In case of rapture, this car will be abandoned"

[batmoon]

It's basically an expensive way of getting one last I TOLD YOU SO.

I must say, though, that the assholes who came up with this site are pretty smart. In fact, I kind of hope they're secretly nonbelievers. How rich would that be!

[guinevere]

You know the second thing I said to my brother after sending it to him was "WHY didn't we think of this?"

You're so right.
They make a specific statement that it's run BY believers...and that makes me wonder.