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I would like it publicly declared that no matter how close of a near-death experience I EVER have, I will never, never, never...find a Christian god on the other side of it. -
Oh, yeah, we certainly need another one of these...
The only thing this man would be good for is more entertaining episodes of The Daily Show.
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So...on the border of my Facebook page is one of those ads.
"Is Jon Stewart fair? Which media anchors are biased, which are fair? Share your thoughts....blah blah"
Um...Jon Stewart is the host of a fucking COMEDY SHOW.
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Times like this...I like to remember the words of the always wise Matt Groening:
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -
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How would you even DO THAT??
I really, really hope that this turns out to be a fucking freak of nature. -
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I'm not prone to alarmism, but...damn.
well. that's something.
carcinogens are carcinogens, and that's that.
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Somehow I accidentally added my .wav files to my iTunes...don't remember doing it, but I did...so I'm rocking the party shuffle and right after 'Eve, the Apple of My Eye'...I hear:
"Apes don't read philosophy!"
"Yes, they do, Otto. They just don't understand it." ...and then the next song ( Read more... ) -
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you know, I sometimes wonder what the point of the journal is, really.
I mean, reading past posts makes me wanna scream and yell and throw things at my past self.
Okay, not all of em, but quite a few of my tags lead to CERTAIN DOOM. Jaysus.
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