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Flash Fiction: Whooops!
© 2009 Patrick Hester. All Rights Reserved.
Whooops!
If this is the way I'm going out, then bring it on.
That's what I wanted to say. It's the renegade in me; the rogue. He's always saying stupid shit like that, and it never, ever ends well.
Still, when you're staring death in the face, I suppose there are worse things you could say.
"Fuck."
Like that.
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In case you missed the lightning photos...
I'm proud of these - I totally geeked out that I was able to take them, so I really wanted to share em:
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Colorado Lightning
Click the link and check out my photos of Colorado Lightning!!! (I have them on twitpic.com)
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Flash Fiction: Ghost Story
© 2009 Patrick Hester. All Rights Reserved.
Ghost Story
“Well, there it is! The most haunted house in the world! Do you know, they say a hundred people died in there on the same night! Poisoned! And we’re gonna spend the night!” George grinned at his friend Aiden, who appeared to be turning a fine shade of green. Without another word, George ( Read more... ) -
Flash Fiction: Dungeon Master
This is an original work of Flash Fiction by Patrick Hester
© 2009 All Rights Reserved
Dungeon Master
“Um… Okay. You're standing at a crossroads. You see before you a mist rising from the marsh.”
Duncan stared out above his screen, only his eyes visible to the players crowded around the too small table. To his left was Mark; a Half-Elf Thief ( Read more... ) -
Conversations with my cat
"So, whatcha doin?"
"UM, well - I was typing on the computer."
"Yeah?"
"Uh-huh."
"That sounds nice."
"Yeah, I guess it was. I had to stop though."
"Oh?"
"Yeah. See, when you jump up on the desk and flop down on the keyboard the way you are right now, it makes it kind of hard for me to type. Hear that 'buh buh buh' noise? That's the computer ( Read more... ) -
When I get bored, I create things.
Hence, I created a podcast.
The plan is to update once a week.
Click this link for the feed. iTunes link is (hopefully) coming soon but in the meantime, you can subscribe via that link if you wish.
Creating it was exhausting. I hope that I've worked out all the kinks so it is not so in the future. The cat helped. Not.
~P
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On Facebook tonight
Patrick Hester wants to see a line of twisted fortune cookies. Imagine you crack one open and read, "whatever you do, don't turn around ( Read more... ) -
Flash Fiction: Free Falling
This is an attempt at Flash Fiction. Fairly random.
This is an original work of Flash Fiction by Patrick Hester
© 2009 All Rights Reserved
Free Falling
Falling from a thirtieth floor window sucks.
If you don’t have a parachute, it’s worse. Still, I don’t panic. I still have the crossbow and the bolt with the line. Plus the automatic pistol. I ( Read more... )
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