Third Guitar Drive By - Action/Phone

[guitarslaying]

[Today is a wonderful day Mayfield. Do you know why?

Because Haruko has her Vespa back, folks. The Wasp Woman is back in action, and my god is she ever pleased.

Look out folks. She's on the road.]

[Action 1]

[You might be driving to work, or off to buy something, or whatever else when some crazy pink-haired woman cuts you off on her glaring

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[strike_you_out]

[A specimen with a baseball bat and roller blades fitting that description happens to be in the direct trajectory of Haruko's moving vehicle. And when he turns at the sound of the voice, her bass gets a direct hit on his face. He's sent momentarily airborne before landing face-down in the street. If his face isn't shattered in twenty pieces, it'll truly be a miracle.]

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[guitarslaying]

[Ahahahaha hell yes it's just like old times! Grinning, Haruko starts to turn the Vespa around...

and manages for it to go out of control, spilling her out of the seat. Dammit. She always screws up on u-turns. Either way, it's time to find the kid she just hit.]

[strike_you_out]

[Slugger is still down for the count and it looks like for good. Hey, maybe she killed him. A hit like that probably wouldn't leave very many people alive.

But wait! There's movement. His hands move over the ground and he begins to push himself up. The next thing he'll do is reach for his ball cap and put it back on, then crawl toward his bat. He hasn't looked up yet but one could imagine what awful shape his face must be in right now. However, there is a strange lack of blood smeared over the street.]

[guitarslaying]

[Shit! The last way she wanted to start this off was by killing a kid. There were plenty of things she would do, but killing kids wasn't especially one of them. Well, as long as she could help it.

But oh, good. He's moving. Clearly, that mean's he's perfectly fine. She'll go ahead a be a nice guy by kicking the bat over to Slugger. The blood is kind of odd, but as far as she's concerned, no blood is good news.]

Action 2

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart was only coming home form School when he just manages to turn around in time to see her zooming right at him.]

WHAT THE F-

Re: Action 2

[guitarslaying]

HOME RUN!

[Just bringing her bass down on your head, Mart. Be thankful she doesn't actually have the same strength that lets her bat baseballs into orbit with enough force that they knock down space stations yet.]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart'll fall on his butt and rub his head. Thanks to his nigh invulnerability he doesn't really feel much aside form surprise.]

-UCK!

The hell!?

[guitarslaying]

[Haruko smiles widely, glancing behind her at her successful strike...

and doesn't pay any attention as she runs her Vespa into a set of garbage cans, knocking her off her vehicle.

Either way, after she gets up she's coming forward to check out your forehead Mart.]

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[a_gentle_boy]

[There is something really loud coming through the park. Lucas glances up from his drawing and blinks a little. ...Hey the person on the bike looked a little familiar. ......Hey the person on the bike was getting closer. And closer. And -- ]

G-Gah!

[Lucas shields himself at the last second as he tries to dive out of the way. The guitar clips his upper body, though, before he crashes to the floor.]

[guitarslaying]

[Sorry Lucas, Haruko doesn't particularly care that you might be busy at the moment. Time stops for no man when it's time to beat someone in the head with a guitar.

Haruko looks back to see how she faired and then turns the Vespa around, coming closer to Lucas.]

Crap.

Missed the head on that one, didn't I?

[a_gentle_boy]

W-What are you doing?! You could've really hurt someone!

[Lucas doesn't refer to himself, for whatever reason, but he certainly looks indignant enough as he picks himself off the floor and heals the guitar bruising.]

[guitarslaying]

Just going for a drive.

[She'll lean on the handle bar of the Vespa, watching as Lucas heals the bruise. Yet another trick he can do.]

How do you do that?

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[midnight_chorus]

Um... -She'll be joined, in air, by this gal.-

[guitarslaying]

C'mon.

[Haruko smacks her Vespa a bit, trying to get it to go, when she notices the other girl in the air.]

Hey. You. You know anything about intergalactic transportation devices?

[midnight_chorus]

Do I LOOK like I know anything about that thing you just said?

[guitarslaying]

Dunno. Looks can be deceiving. You could be playing dumb with me.

Is that it? Huh? Are ya? Are ya?

[Prodding you gently with the bass in her hand, now.]

[ phone ]

[bearhersins]

Action figures..? [ He sounds a bit curious. ]

What would you need those for? Are you planning to play with them?

[ phone ]

[guitarslaying]

Play with 'em? Please.

I need 'em for a more important reason.

[ phone ]

[bearhersins]

What is this more important reason then, though? It's not like you can do many other things with actions figures, right?

[ phone ]

[guitarslaying]

Far as you know.

You gotta think outside the box sometimes. There's a whole lot more you can do in the world than you think.