What the deuce!?!

[guitarstan]

Well, just got in from an insane evening. It all began with the filming of our AP English version of Crime and Punishment. It is the funiest video I've ever made... ever. We took lots of liberties of course, and made up some characters (Skeet Skeet Skeetnovich Skeetnikov) and had a running joke throughout the film using the harmless yet fun

Comments

Not that good

[anonymous]

I don't think that your even close to being good enough to charge for your stupid shows. At least Bobby has some PERSONALITY and TALENT! You on the other hand just suck and let your undeserving ego do the talking.

AGREE

[anonymous]

You are fat, annoying, and dumb. You can't take a hint, and in jazz band you watch yourself play in the plexiglass. We all see it, just stop it's vain and annoying. You need to stop wearing the penis hat because you are fat. Stop buying guitars; they do not compensate the fact that you absolutely suck.

I have not the words...

[guitarstan]

What can I say... I just think I'm the shit and everyone should take a whiff! How could I argue with that, I guess I've beeen avoiding it all my life... but i just suck. I mean, really, you can only have so many guitars before you just begin to show that you're compensating for lack of skill. Clearly i should just stop paying attention to my form in the plexiglass so that I can keep my playing longjevity, and the ocassional boredom in which i just stare off into nowhere and ocassionaly find the plexiglass a morevaiable option than the hideous carpet of the bandroom, and learn to thrash speed metal with the best of them. I have absolutely no future. I'm just a miserabe wretch of a man and should forefit my place among one of the nations best jazz programs as a guitarist and just die. I don't even know how I got in there... I must have payed some people off or something. This is truly a debauchery. How can I be so terrible, conceited and vain all at once, and in my own journal of all places, and not realize it till this blatant