In my world far removed from the actual ( Read more... )

This is actually true, you can't make this shit up.
Harper's SEVEN LEGGED HERMAPHRODITIC DEER

That's right, seven legs, two genders, and just all weird.

I was FINALLY cleaning my mess of a room, and I found this old notebook from like 3rd grade that must have been moved into my room when I moved in here (for those of you who don't know, since my sister went off to college I invaded and conquered her room). I started flipping through it. Found a lot of football things, even that football league a ( Read more... )

Seeing as this seems to have slipped through the cracks LOOK AT HOW WELL VISTAS VOICE RECOGNITION SYSTEM DID ON LIVE TV

Tis the season...for your hands to smell like Christmas tree sap

Comment and I'll give you a letter,then you have to list 10 things you love that begin with that letter. After,post this in your journal,and give out some letters of your own. Let me know if you want a letter ( Read more... )

Yup, got my new baby girl today, Fiona. She's a real beaut. Got a nice body with a slender neck. Got her some great action on her. Might bang her a bit but she can take it. She'll keep singing just like she did the day I got her, if not better. Yup, she's real great, and I decided to go with steel strings over brass. She is one hell of a

And then the Zen Master asked the monk, "Who shall you kill?" and the monk replied, "Why, everyone." The Zen Master then asked, "Why everyone?" and the monk replied, "Because you shouldn't discriminate."

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Mmm? Me? I'm doing fine. Kind of too busy to not be anything else. Oh shit, this is live journal. Uh...uh...uh....

MY LIFE IS FUCKING TERRIBLE AND IT IS ALL _________'S FAULT ALONG WITH _________ AND MAYBE _________. GOD DAMN IT ALL, I HATE MY LIFE AND WANT TO __________ MYSELF WITH A ___________ OR MAYBE I SHOULD JUST __________! AND I ( Read more... )