So "the three R's" are ( Read more... )

April Fools' Day was fun as a kid. Low-level pranksters pulling low-level pranks. Water-squirting cameras (which couldn't look any more fake), hand buzzers, all that cool cheesy magic store stuff ( Read more... )

Money is not the root of all evil. It just sucks.

It's really funny to me that there's a picture of a pencil next to the livejournal logo. This is a computer. I guess it's an attempt at humorous irony (attempt: failed). I'm supposed to think, oh, how quaint, a pencil. Isn't that the thing that Amish people write with? And does anyone even use pencils anymore? The unsung hero of writing ( Read more... )