In the beginning...

[gullinbursti]

I created the account and the journal. Now the journal was without form and void, and color #FFFFFF was upon the face of the deep, and the spirit of Me was hovering over the browser. And I said, "Let there be an Entry." And there was an entry. And I saw that the entry was good, and pressed "Update Journal", and I called the entry "In the beginning..." and there was 2:19 in the afternoon, and there was 2:20, the first minute..

-Technogenesis 1:1-5