Dear Lazywebs,

[gullinbursti]

We've been told by the happy-go-lucky folks in Risk Management that we need to put stickers on the broilers in our communal kitchens; the stickers need to tell Speshul Snowflakes not to store things in the broiler as they might catch on fire and set the place ablaze. Anyone have any ideas about where I could get laser-printable label stock with an

Comments

[cuddlcub]

use a marker?

[dreamingbear]

get stencils and heat resistant paint... I don't know if they make labels that withstand 500°...

[profundis]

Just make sure they say "Please do not store things in the HOT FIREY OVEN you DUMBASS"

[emboline]

ROFL! This, for the WIN!

[h3salthea]

WIN!

[billeyler]

Sounds about like putting warnings on hairdryers: "Do not use while showering"

Jeeze. Those risk management people (and HR people) can send you right over the edge!

[popebuck1]

Have you considered telling the Risk Management people they're what's wrong with America?