'Well, I'd rather be here than up a sheep.'

- Red Foxx

'The time it takes to kill these idiots . . . it's depressing.'

- The Monster

"You know, a lot of people are dying around here. We got bigger things on our mind to worry about than who wants to be president."
PFC. Samuel Daniels, in Iraq.

“Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double- edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war have reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has closed, the leader will have no need in ( Read more... )

The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
- Ronald Reagan

"It's not really a matter of Arafat at all. It's us, Jews and Arabs, and we need to sit down and settle this mess, without the Americans. After all, we lived together for 3,000 years or so."

Rami Zada, an Israeli engineer, on prospects for peace.

Alert, Alert, certified urgent mail ( Read more... )

I robbed an Air Tank from the Blood Bank ( Read more... )

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If I ever needed anyone to remind me why I quit this damn job, the pilot who shall be referred to as 'M', did a dandy job of doing so today. Oh the rage, oh the pain, oh the dread of facing that infernal wildebeast known as the 'DECISION ( Read more... )