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[gummiboy]

being a dyke is gay in the sense that it is:

(a) a homosexual activity
(b) really really lame

Comments

[tiimu]

HA!

[gummiboy]

?? it's the truth!

[tiimu]

;) 'twas real laughter, not sarcasm. and you go to smith?! well so does my friend abby! you *must* know her! her name is abby and she goes to smith.

[gummiboy]

I think I might know her. blonde hair, short and curly, very pretty?

[tallyhawk]

really? i mean admittedly you have much more day to day experience with dykedom going to smith, but i've always thought lesbians were the coolest. they get so much done in a day, and the fashion is so functional. if i die, i want to be buried in the sisterhood of women.

[gummiboy]

well, being a lesbian is awesome. there is, however, a certain brand of dyke here at smith that we call the wannabe emo boys. THEY SUCK MY BALLS.

[arthurunknown]

DYKES NOT BOMBS.

[funkydoda]

being a fag is equally gay in the sense that

a) you are expected to have sex with EVERYONE. AWLAYS.
b) many many many girls think it's cute so they cling to you and give you campy pop novels about homosexual teen angst.

I feel so unresolveed, would you like to learn two monologues for me and then put them in my brain? It will save me so much time and effort.

love, willporter

[gummiboy]

oh will porter, I love you so. if I could put monologues into your brain I certainly would.