My life will not be complete until I see a midget dance.

[gummisheep]

Alright, I don't really feel like going into detail about le roadtrip. Mainly because I am lazy. Much like a rock. However, I had an awesome time and I found kids that don't suck total ass. Ted's mini cousin,
, is pretty fuckin rad. Ted has another mini cousin, one that's afraid of him, but she's uber shy.

...Oh, and I got
, for a while anyway.