Since you mentioned it, I went to the community out of curiosity and read through several of the posts. I'll never stop being frightened at some of the synonyms people use for 'cock' in their fic.
P.S. I keep imagining a woman with various objects stuck on to her. Like, two oranges where her "citrus breasts" are and two loaves of fresh-baked bread where her butt is and a snake attached to her back and an eye in her belly-button and snails poking out from her feet.
Someone needs to draw this crazy animal-food woman.
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If you read this to a child they would be extremely, extremely confused.
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I keep imagining a woman with various objects stuck on to her. Like, two oranges where her "citrus breasts" are and two loaves of fresh-baked bread where her butt is and a snake attached to her back and an eye in her belly-button and snails poking out from her feet.
Someone needs to draw this crazy animal-food woman.
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