I was rummaging around in my purse, and I found an odd ...calico...bar of soap.
"Where the fuck did this come from?" I wondered.
Ah, yes...
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Craft Fair : Covert Ops
It started out like any other languid August Sunday. I was bored, lonely, unhappy, and hungry. Aha!...This day was slightly different. I had acquired twenty dollars from
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ha ha.
They were just sitting there in a basket on the edge of this booth that was selling "soap gift sets"...The basket didn't say "Free: Take One!" , but there wasn't a sign telling me to leave money like in the Happy Happy Village on Earthbound...
Were they free... ?
The swing factor was the fact that at that moment, the booth was completely unmanned. For our intents and purposes, the soap was free.
:D
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you skip?!?!?!?!
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That being said, I'm erratic and unpredictable, so of course I skip.
I mean... I'm not completely without boundaries ; I'm not going to run out and join "RUForChrist" or anything.
If the opportunity presents itself to embarass/annoy my sister, though, I've been known to act in quite an idiotic manner. For instance, one time when she was on a 'date' to the mall with her new boyfriend, I accompanied them for several minutes without incident. That is...until I noticed the gigantic "Britney Spears" cardboard cutout in Clairs. I instantly dashed over to it, gave Britney a hug, screamed out "BRIT-NEY, I LOOOVE YOU" in an obnoxious feigned southern accent, and started dancing Backstreet Boys style+ singing "Oops I did it Again!" in the same southern accent.
I think my arms + back are still black and blue from the thorough thrashing I received after that one.
hahaha.
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