My life ; the video game.

Mar 01, 2005 01:05

I was rummaging around in my purse, and I found an odd ...calico...bar of soap.

"Where the fuck did this come from?" I wondered.

Ah, yes...

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Craft Fair : Covert Ops

It started out like any other languid August Sunday. I was bored, lonely, unhappy, and hungry. Aha!...This day was slightly different. I had acquired twenty dollars from ( Read more... )

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socialrecluse March 1 2005, 14:37:41 UTC
But what about the bar of soap? Which booth did you steal that from? You can't just leave me hanging like this.

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gummivenus March 1 2005, 17:13:00 UTC
...How did you know I didn't buy that bar of soap ?

ha ha.

They were just sitting there in a basket on the edge of this booth that was selling "soap gift sets"...The basket didn't say "Free: Take One!" , but there wasn't a sign telling me to leave money like in the Happy Happy Village on Earthbound...

Were they free... ?

The swing factor was the fact that at that moment, the booth was completely unmanned. For our intents and purposes, the soap was free.

:D

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wait... looselips March 2 2005, 04:48:15 UTC
the only thing that I got out of this story was...

you skip?!?!?!?!

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Re: wait... gummivenus March 2 2005, 06:17:33 UTC
I actually tend to run in a manner quite similar to Napoleon Dynamite.

That being said, I'm erratic and unpredictable, so of course I skip.

I mean... I'm not completely without boundaries ; I'm not going to run out and join "RUForChrist" or anything.

If the opportunity presents itself to embarass/annoy my sister, though, I've been known to act in quite an idiotic manner. For instance, one time when she was on a 'date' to the mall with her new boyfriend, I accompanied them for several minutes without incident. That is...until I noticed the gigantic "Britney Spears" cardboard cutout in Clairs. I instantly dashed over to it, gave Britney a hug, screamed out "BRIT-NEY, I LOOOVE YOU" in an obnoxious feigned southern accent, and started dancing Backstreet Boys style+ singing "Oops I did it Again!" in the same southern accent.

I think my arms + back are still black and blue from the thorough thrashing I received after that one.

hahaha.

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