I finally got my fuckin' Dippin Dots.

[gummivenus]

That's an important milestone in my summer. Every time I tried to get Dippin' Dots, they were either closed or I had no money. They closed them like two mins before I got to the booth at Seaside Heights (or 'Sleaze-side Heights' as Khristina calls it...) and it was pretty demoralising

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I read this, hahahaha

[anonymous]

Wonderful use of metaphor. You were a graceful swan and a nimble man with bionic legs that make him really nimble. It was the best Christmas ever. I laughed, I cried, I shaved my cat... Mmmmm... PIE!

Re: I read this, hahahaha

[gummivenus]

...Why did you delete the note about whipping a mule's asshole with a belt + the mullet being the reason that I love you ?

Those were t3h @w3$0m3.

[looselips]

YES!!! now you can bake me cookies now. MWHAHAHA. Demerest (There is an a some where but i forgot where) does have a communal stove right. Oh Mr. Juggles can do graffiti in the basement and if some kid paints over it they can have beef and Doug can kung fu his ass to death.

Oh and Dan has a girlfriend. This is how he told me (in a sort of southern twangish way) "I got me one of those there girlfriends". Yea so now he won't return my phone calls in a timely manner because he's to busy banging her face (gross).

Enjoy the rest of your summer!!!!

[gummivenus]

I promise me and Steve will bake you some cookies...I think his apartment has a stove. Chris's apartment had one, right? The 'Rape Room' in Demarest is definitely crying out for some more graffiti...We can write the lyrics to 'sweater vest', too.

I wonder if Dan's girlfriend is 14 year old Korean girl with many dreams of finding prosperity in the America.

...Don't worry too much about him having less time for you...Sooner or later she'll want some lovin' after he just gave her one of those there orgasms the day before, and he'll jump on top of her ; effectively crushing her frail, pubescent Asian body.

Disclaimer: Unless she's related to Christina Lee