Gail made me do it.

[gummybeartheory]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your journal and be surprised (or mortified) about

Comments

[nom_de_grr]

I remember one time you knocked out a fully-grown horse by punching it in its neck. I've been scared of you ever since.

[gummybeartheory]

i'd like this story better if the horse were replaced by a big, strong human. poor horse!! :(

[gummybeartheory]

HAHA. yeah, i do.

[upagainstasigh]

i'm so proud of your spanish! i remember that one year, where i had to help you all the time with your spanish homework because you were too lazy and procrastinatory to do it right the first time on your own (and not 10 minutes before class). but now! it's like you're a native speaker! congrats!

[gummybeartheory]

HAHA. giving me a facetiously bad rep among my lj friends...jerk.

[upagainstasigh]

(it was actually me poking fun at myself)

[gummybeartheory]

i know, but they don't! :P

[spiffe]

when you farted infront of me

[exalt_stardust]

girls don't fart, silly.

[spiffe]

:O

[gummybeartheory]

hahaha.

[phthiabug]

I remember when we went to ride in the tour de france, but I wasn't allowed to participate because they thought I was blood doping. Mostly because I'm such a completely awesome MACHINE!!! So you dropped out too, to protest. Man, and I could have TOTALLY taken Lance that year too.

[gummybeartheory]

YEAH. and i wanted to watch. wait, you didn't mean it in a sexual way, did you?

[phthiabug]

I wasn't talking about it in a sexual way?

[gummybeartheory]

HAHAHA. awesome.