I just went downstairs for a cheeseburger

[gummydino]

Ugh I can't stand my mother. We just got in an argument because one of my best friends is moving and today was one of hte last days I'll see her in a long time and she basically comforted me with, "You need more friends. Guy friends. So you can talk about different interests." And basically I was like hell no bitch and we fought. She thinks I need

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[potatoboat]

compromise and befriend a lesbian.
also, why didn't you hit her?

[gummydino]

didn't have a blunt enough object

[potatoboat]

what a shame.
i hope you bring home an entire soccer team to play with. make mom happy.

[gummydino]

only if she prays hard enough

[andshehopes]

so this is why you abuse her.
it's all very clear to me now.

[gummydino]

ty for seeing the light

[theuberdork]

can i come over

[coldxxheritage]

what, rude :(

i usually have a good relationship with my parents but these past few months i've been burning, steaming mad