Comments | gummysquee: Not that I spent most of my childhood sick, or...

gummysquee

Not that I spent most of my childhood sick, or...

Jun 11, 2006 20:50

( If I were the kind of person to get sick... )

Comments 4

Hybernol anonymous June 12 2006, 04:30:51 UTC

Remember Hybernol? It was some cold medicine that Chris Farley was selling in an ad on SNL. Rather than screw around taking Nyquil every time he'd get sick, he drank a five gallon sized dose of Hybernol and slept through the entire cold and flu season.

I want some Hybernol right now so I can go into a nice coma until October or so if this summer keeps up the way it has ben. Including the damage from my friendly neighborhood cyclist, my summer so far has consisted of:

The cyclist taking out my windshield: $300 for my USAA deductible.
Smucking Mom's car: $80 for a replacement light.
Speeding ticket: $25.
Some RATFUCKER STEALING MY IPOD MINI: $250.
Another speeding ticket (old fart car look failed me again) $40.
24,000 mile maintenance on my car: $350.

Slamming some Hybernol and sleeping through the rest of this (so far) shitty summer: priceless.

Re: Hybernol gummysquee June 12 2006, 06:27:59 UTC

That sucks.

gamaray18 June 12 2006, 18:49:24 UTC

Your icon made me laugh SO SO SO SO SO hard, even if it isn't technically safe for work.

gummysquee June 12 2006, 23:22:22 UTC

You know I love to do you....proud. And the text is soooo tiny, I figured it would be hard to read. Also, the pink on white.