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[gun2balls]

OMG my life is so horribe... ok today i woke up and had eggs i was eating them and i spelt 2 pieces on the floor, i dont know what to do anymore... ok then i went up to get orange juice then i stubbed my toe... no one loves me... no one cares about life... im gunna die with no friends or no eggs... i have no life anymore... yesturday i woke up at

Comments

[c0micbo0kxcrush]

it's okay chris... it's okay. hug? lol

[xbreakxmyxheart]

Oh dear. You seem to be suffering some weird trama or I don't know some weird bullshit like that. Don't fret! I am sure soon you will get some more eggs. You will regain feeling in your liver. Your noodle-y legs will soon become more like.... raw noodles. AND YOU CAN'T DIE! That'd be very very uberly sad. and I'd cry. So don't die. Be a good boy. I left a giant comment on your myspace, because I have no life. and this is turning out to be pretty long too, so I am just going to shut up now. Tootles.<3

[anonymous]

chris i dont how else to deal with your problem; so i ll tell you what every good friend should. GET A FUCKING 9mm AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF. there i said it so "fret" and hug the trigger.

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~*john pflug*~

[midsummernight]

... im gunna die with no friends or no eggs...

That made me laugh. So hard.

[gun2nuts]

lmfao .. "suck it up you pussy"

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