So.....

[gun_bullet_head]

This guy walks into a bar and for some strange reason he's got a banana in his ear. The bar tender looks at the man with a confused look on his face and says "Hey man, you've got a banana in your ear." The man looks back at the kind bar tender and says, ".....what?" Puzzled, the bar tender answers back "Sir, you have a banana stuck in your ear."

Comments

[ura_gaf_ifurgay]

you are the best ever. ill hang out with you.

[noxbrakes]

a bear walks into a bar and sits down.
the bar tender asks the woodland beast what he'll have to drink, "ill have a pina....... colada." he answers.
the bar tender asks "whats with the big pause?" and the bear replies "um... im a fucking bear"