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[gundrifter]

Will! Koi! Somebody help! I'm lost in the Wilderness and I can't find my clothes!!!

I hate how I look naked...

It's funny though, it looks an awful lot like where I was lost that other time right now, except for all this water. But you can't even drink it! It's so salty and bitter! What kind of God would play a cruel joke like that?!

Comments

[lemonshine]

Uh... oh boy, oh boy.

[gundrifter]

What do I do, Lucy?

[lemonshine]

Definitely take a friend with you next time, Gernaium.

Um... if nobody else comes to find you, I'll come get you.

[gundrifter]

I'm just never gonna go in that elevator without a friend again!

I'd appreciate that. If you didn't mind the birthday suit and all.

[kleptomonkey]

Wait, it's an ocean down there?

...I'm almost tempted to not care about the whole naked thing and go down! I love the ocean!

[gundrifter]

Is that what it is? There's all this sand, and then a whole lot of water...

[kleptomonkey]

The water's salty, right? That's an ocean!

[gundrifter]

Oh. It's kind of weird, why would anyone have all this water that you can't drink?

[sixthsinner]

A wrathful god, maybe? Plenty of reasons for him to be pissed off at us mere mortals.

[gundrifter]

But this is just mean!

[sixthsinner]

Feeling cold, spiky?

[pompous_today]

This incarnation of the Wilderness removes peoples' clothing on entry, unfortunately. I came down with Handmaiden a few days ago and got quite a shock.

[gundrifter]

Sure is a shock. I guess I should have paid attention to the journals before I came down here!

[crowsloveapples]

I'll help!

...Well where did you last put your clothes?

[lemonshine]

No you won't.

[crowsloveapples]

But why not? It doesn't sound that dangerous. I wanna see the ocean too.

[lemonshine]

Trust me! I'll bring some ocean water back for you, Apple. ♥