Mission 03

[gunemdown]

This book is seriously mislabeled.  "How to be a Man."  A book with that title shouldn't be five inches thick.  Three rules:  go after women, be disgusting, and have no self respect.  Pretty much defines men.  Could cover that on half a page.

Comments

[religiousfervor]

With the way you're acting, you haven't had any in a while, have you?

[gunemdown]

I work for the fucking military. Why would I want to do any of the guys there?

[religiousfervor]

Uh, for fun?

[gunemdown]

Uh huh. Like anyone there would be worth it.