SO VERY LOCKED AWAY FROM CROSS;UNHACKABLE

[gunner_top]

....
I threw up this morning.
I have craving for something I would never fucking eat EVER.
I'm throwing bitch fits at Jas' MORE THAN USUAL EVEN.

....there is only one conclusion that makes sense.
...So my question is-

WHAT IN THE SEVEN FUCKING HELLS IS THIS BULL SHIT!?

[[ooc:FIRST, BUT CERTAINLY NOT THE LAST MUSE.]]

Comments

[mortally]

Tsk tsk, Debitt. What have you been up to lately?

[gunner_top]

THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
I...that doesn't even make any FUCKING sense!
I NEVER Bottom! adjhasfjfjJSDZKHGFAS

[mortally]

1) There are no words for how hilarious this is.
2) Nothing ever really does
3) Ew.... I could have done without that information
4) Do I get to be the aunt???

[gunner_top]

1)SHUT UP PLEASE
2)I figured
3)My bad, but I had to get it said or it'll nag at me.
4)No, you can be the mom, I don't want it

[dandyfool]

Everyone seems to be craving really weird things and feeling sick.... !!! Perhaps someone caught a contagious disease and is passing it around! OH NO! What if it's deadly! We're all going to die!!!!

[gunner_top]

First of all SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Second of all nobody is going to die I hope there just seems to have been a rash of fucking recently I suppose and now they're pregnant.

[dandyfool]

... Pregnant? But I'm a man... I can't get pregnant....

[gunner_top]

Congrats, you figured out why I'm fucking confused.