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[gunsandhonor]

[He usually doesn't speak up all that often.  But having seen post after post asking after missing items... it's not that hard to figure out what's happened.]

So... that makes how many deaths by now?

What the hell is wrong with you people?  You don't have anything better to do, so you decide to commit mass murder?  Christ... get a goddamn hobby.

Comments

[wutaiwarhero]

While I've heard our Captain has ways to overcome death, can you share more information?

[gunsandhonor]

About what? Coming back to life?

[wutaiwarhero]

Specifically in regards to this ship, yes.

[gunsandhonor]

... You die. You wake up the next day just fine.

"Lord of the Flies" but we can't say so.

[forgivemesister]

It's like that one book where all the kids end up on the island....

ffff

[gunsandhonor]

... And then kill each other.

Now all we need is a pig. Or... was it a shell?

Re: ffff

[forgivemesister]

A conch, I think. The pig was a metaphor for sex or something.

At least, that's what my english teacher said. It's been a few years.

[gunsandhonor]

Yeah, I think I slept through English. I only ever woke up for the killing part.

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[hangedsword]

A lot.

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[gunsandhonor]

that's helpful.

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[hangedsword]

Sorry, I lost count.

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[gunsandhonor]

... Yeah. So did I.

[scionofwisdom]

[Zelda's in a bad mood - it was her not!boyfriend that went on the rampage, and she's not sure where she needs to aim her anger.]

It would be nice if the death stopped.

[gunsandhonor]

Yeah, that's sort of what I was getting at.

[scionofwisdom]

I will not, unfortunately.