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[gunsgo_bangxxx]

omggggg.

serafinas pregnant.

so weird.

stupid ass.
i told her.
she stopped taking her birth control because she couldnt afford it.
so i told her she needs to start using a condom to make sure she doesnt get pregnant.

and she said she didnt need to. that you can reach in there with toilet paper and scoop out the jizz.
and now shes pregnant.

Comments

[imnervous]

LOLLLL OMG, because toilet paper is the number one leading method of birth control since 1880. seriously, what a dumb shit. OBVIOUSLY toilet paper wouldn't be anywhere near efficient, first of all, how does she even know how much semen there was? and second, regardless of that, precum exists. OMG ITS SO HARD to spend $7 on condoms :0 !!!!!!!!

[gunsgo_bangxxx]

i know!!!! she has condoms! she just hates them because it cuts down how much feeling there is. stupid mother fucker!

[sallyfoundglory]

If toilet paper was a "birth control", I'm pretty sure all the stupid teenage girls would have known that and would have prevented getting pregnant. Hahaha.

That's seriously the funniest thing I've ever heard. Hahaha.

Derek and I use birth control AND condoms. Just to be extra safe.
One of his friends got his girlfriend pregnant, when wearing a condom AND her being on birth control. It's like damn!
Pull out, motha fucka! Hahaha.

[gunsgo_bangxxx]

omg. when my friend had his kid, he actually pulled out, had a condom on, AND the chick was on the pill. intense shit!

[desolatefiend]

Yeah, Birth control is at most 99.9% effective. The only purely effective one is, you know, not having sex. But what fun is that? Since nothing is really 100%, I don't know how anyone could think that just scooping out some jizz with tp would be enough. Oh, does she have microscope eyes?

[gunsgo_bangxxx]

idek. shes dumb though. like, she should have used condoms when she quit taking bc. but she doesnt like the feeling.laaame.