Only 3 out of 10 people will answer questions shouted at them in the vestibule of a Macy's.
And of the who did respond all but 2 wore glasses.
I think these findings speak for themselves.
1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?
I usually look straight into my own eyes, is that creepy?
2. How much cash do you have on you?
$16
3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
Budapest
4. Favorite plant?
Norwest Pine
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Om
6. What is your main ring tone on your phone?
The Price is Right
7. What shirt are you wearing?
a utility shirt
8. Do you "label" yourself?
Well my name is on my shirt and my pants and come to think of it just about everything I'm wearing, but as an STG and a Petty Officer I really don't feel I "label" myself.
9. Name brand of the shoes you're currently wearing?
They're boots, but they are Bates
10. Bright or Dark Room?
I'm not really in photography, but as I have no clue what a bright room is I'm gonna have to go with a dark room.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
I really don't know him very well
12. Do you know what an 8-track is?
Fuck 8-tracks and their players. I had a factory system in my '82 Mercury that was an 8-track player and an amp and the son of a bitch ate my Stephenwolf's Greatest Hits album, an you can't respool an 8-track. So again I say Fuck 8-tracks, unless you're talking about a figure 8 track in which case they're pretty cool.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Stumbling aboard
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say?
I have no idea
15. Do you ever click on Pop-ups or banners?
No
16.What's a saying that you say a lot?
Fuck this Game!
17. Who told you they loved you last?
My mother
18. Last furry thing you touched?
Uhhhh... he he... moving on.
19. How many hours a week do you work?
80 to 104 depending on how my duty days land
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
None, I'm digital.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
655,424,854 seconds... that was a good second.
22. Your worst enemy?
Reveille
23. What is your current desktop picture?
A pic of my sisters at the bar
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
Permission to cross the Quarterdeck.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to erase all of your regrets, what would you choose?
I'd definitely go with the cash because if you erased all my regrets I'd probably repeat most of them.