Yeah, you've reached Nikolai's voicemail. Yeah, I could introduce you to both halves of Brangelina if I wanted to.
No, I don't want to.
But if you have anything to talk to me about that isn't a waste of my time, that's what this voicemail is for. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can.
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(Attached to the message is a picture showing Allie sitting in the sunlight at the park)
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What? Is that for real? Shit, Allie, you want me to make my way there or something? I can get a portal easy enough.
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"It's for real," Allie said once Nick had picked up. "I made a wish and it came true."
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Kathy had...kinda had enough with people insinuating things about her today. "Fine. You're a prude and I'm a giant slut. Come over here and I'll show you the best way to stand naked in doorways, I do it all the time."
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"WE ARE GOING TO DISCUSS THIS. In depth! I mean, no one said anything about getting married. But the rest of it, the threesome part, we are talking about it!"
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"You mean you're not calling me for phone sex? I'm so disappointed."
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"It's one of those weekends. There's a kid here calling me mom and asking if she can play with Daddy's goggles."
"Just thought you'd want to know."
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