Thursday Guest report by donna_c_punk.

[gunsmoke_sues]

Sporks and sharp pointy intruments to the ready!

Story Or Series Title: Gifted
Fandom: Trigun
Culprit Author's Name: Neko Blah Blah
Full Name (plus titles if any): Emiko
Full Species(es): Human-flute-playing-Sue-bitch-with-a-'tude
Hair Color (include adjectives): black with blue highlights. I'll make her black and blue. ::punches fist into open

Comments

[techno4tomcats]

*gag*

I salute you Donna for doing this one!

It's a total...words do not describe how totally....something this fic is, but it is a total one, ands a complete total one at that.

*ducks a brick for the lame RD influence*

[donna_c_punk]

I can't believe I read the whole thing.

::facepalm::

[shoiryu]

KNIVES SAYS:

"The next sue to assume that I am even in the MARKET for new Gung-Ho-Guns, especially giggly teenage girls, is going to learn first hand why I'm called 'Millions Knives'.

And stay away from my brother."

[farmercuerden]

...Bizarre. Reads more like an incrediably bad Violinist of Hamelin fanfic - though, thank god, it isn't. I don't think I could handle a VoH Sue without going into a murderous rage - than Trigun.

[farmercuerden]

And, thank the gods, there aren't any in the Pit of Voles. No murderous rage needed! =)

[calluna21]

O_O

*runs off to tell my flute-playing, Trigun-obsessed sister whose favorite color is blue*...

[silver_arm]

*Twitch* Thanks Calluna

What kind of girl calls her brother "brother" instead of using his name?

The thing that really frustrates me about these types of fics is how Knives sits and has a civil conversation with a loathesome, whiny piece of human garbage. He would NOT talk to her. He would KILL!

Not a bad idea...

[strangelyshaded]

I call my sister 'sister. but that's noyl when I'm sucking up and want something.
"Oh dearest sister of mine..."

Erm. Yhea.
Someone smack Knives over the head for not killing the Sue. But then again, he did send 'Sue off to her impending death at the hands of Vash. Choices, Choices.

[budclare]

"What kind of girl calls her brother "brother" instead of using his name?"

The kind of girl who wishes that she were Japanese? Just be glad it was in english...

[gj_fate]

"Coming!" Midvalley answered. "Hey, Emiko, whatever happens, if you ever need help, go to Mr. Knives. He'll help you."
He'll help you, all right. HELP YOU DIE!

Help you...? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I can't believe someone would write that with dead seriousness. How lame could you be?

...hee hee *snort* "help you die", that's classic.