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[gunsmoke_sues]

Mediaminer is truly, a scary, scay place. I sort-of-vaguely remember this fanfic when the author posted it to a Trigun mailing list I belong to. Never mind she's so underage for writing NC-17 fiction (I think she's 13...?), but the sheer toxic factor of this fanfiction is enough to make me weep. Weep tears of burning, stinging, lemon juice. I

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[anunspiritedsue]

Mpreg is quite possibly the one thing in fanfiction that makes me want to commit crime. It - isn't - biologically - possible! Granted, one could argue that since they're Plants...but no. Vash, though a Plant, is also biologically male, and while there are species that have males giving birth - the seahorse for one - it should be noted the actual conception occurs within the female and is then removed from her to a pouch of sorts (or the ilk) in the male, to carry 'til full-term; also, there is no species wherein intercourse between two males or two females results in children.

Nargh.

Oh, yeah, and the fic burns, too. Leave Trigun alone, you crazy fangirls! Call me a prude or what you will, but I sure as hell wasn't writing incorrect gay sex and mpreg at the age of thirteen. Is she not paying attention in Sex Ed or what? (And while she might have gotten the parent slip to skip the required Sex Ed lectures in fifth and sixth grade, there's no way in hell she could've missed Life Science much less COMMON SENSE.)

[anunspiritedsue]

Still, I'm compelled to argue the side of it doesn't work like that, for God's sake, just because it frustrates me and I have to rant.

[ospreyfeathers]

"YOU MET HER IN ALLEY?"

Meet in alley we did yes. The alley was coming slowly away from road. We shared a brief moment of the tension and then we made way. She made the noises of irritationaly. Talk in Engrish, we do!

[chaoscheebs]

I... It's... I never thought I'd see the day when I found a more "WTF?!"-ish fic than the likely-STILL-infamous-in-the-Sonic-and-MSTing-fandoms "A Sorceror, A Demon, and Some Emeralds". X.x

[gunsmoke_sues]

My tears....They flow like waterfalls.