HOLY SHIT

[gunsmokesamurai]

An open notice to all females on the fucking CONTINENT.

Right now, at this very moment, I will take what I can fucking get in terms of action.

This is not a joke. If you're willing to come here, right now, and fool around, I will seriously do so no questions asked.

No bitch will be turned down.

Going to wallow in the misery of my horniness.

Comments

[anonymous]

Nick...maybe you shouldn't say "to all females on the continent" b/c you do have some female cousins on this continent who would rather not help you out in this area of your life. And another thing...girls are NOT bitches. I don't care how much of a "pimp daddy" you are, girls should NEVER EVER be refered to as "bitches". If I ever hear that come out of your mouth, I will slap you so hard YOU will cry like a bitch. :-)

So.

[anonymous]

I hear there's this thing called "humor" they're using in the city.

I don't actually think of girls as bitches, nor do I think of myself as a "pimp daddy", and the fact that you're under the impression I do either reveals something about the way people percieve me or your own lack of ability to detect the level of seriousness in a piece of writing. I mean, I would think the "No fatties" line would have given something away about the tone of the entry.

Besides, "no bitch will be turned down" is an inside joke that several of my female friends are in on, and they happen to find it very funny.

Next time, please talk to me before you go off on a feminist tangent.