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Got my SAT scores back.

Verbal 710 96th percentile

Math 560 62nd percentile

Total score: 1270

Know what that 96th percentile means? It means that chances are, I'm better at our language than you.

Out.

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I was going to write a post listing all of the different types of people and phrases I hate, but I got lazy. So, instead, here are some of my favorite movie quotes.

Fight Club
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Right.

So, last Saturday I went to a birthday party for a girl in Ragtime, and let me tell you, it was one rippin' time.


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If I got a single question WRONG on the verbal, I'd be surprised.

I don't know why "oWnZed!!!!11!!@qw" got turned into a link in the below post, but don't bother clicking it.

I know, in the Tibetan philosopher, Sylvia Plath sense of things, we're all dying. But you're not dying like Chloe over there is dying.

OK.

On Saturday, I wake up at 6:00 feeling groggy as shit and spend a half an hour getting from my downstairs to my bathroom. Literally. I woke up, looked over at the clock and saw six o' clock sharp, immediately got up and went into the bathroom, and the clock in there read 6:30.

A HALF AN HOUR.

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Men humanize their dicks. You ask any guy what he calls his penis, and I guarantee he's got a name all picked out, that goes right with his personal style. Cyclops, Butch, Sidewinder, the Commander, names that are sort of a reflection of the man the dick is attached to. For years, I called my wang Sancho. I felt that it was an appropriate ( Read more... )

So tonight, I plan on getting my hairs cut for the second time in about two weeks. It has grown at least 3/4ths of an inch in that time, and is not doing what I want it to anymore. Normally, I can achieve a very desirable spiked effect with the front, which is now flopping to the side and generally being gay.

Going right now.

Out.

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