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[gunsnpudding]

Hello everyone! I am on a very important mission and I think that I might need some help. Because it's getting warmer and we've had a lot of rain, I think now is the very best time for me to ask this question, because I'm going to need to act very, very soon. And I was doing some reading, because my Big Big Sister says that if you're going to learn

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[mikangirl]

[This is the sound of a pirate choking on her juice. Because Milly, what.]

[gunsnpudding]

Hello? Is someone there? Is everything all right?

[mikangirl]

Just... fine. [COUGHCOUGH LOOK WHAT YOU DID. And then:] What book were you reading?

[gunsnpudding]

Oh, it's called "How To Swim."

[voice]

[zehahaha]

No way! I'm the one who's gonna find One Piece, dumbass! [...Yeah, Blackbeard was only half-listening to that to begin with.]

[voice]

[gunsnpudding]

Oh don't worry! I'm sure there'll be some left, I just want one.

[voice]

[zehahaha]

What? There's only one o' it! An' I'm gonna be the first ta find it!

...Are ya sure it's here?

[voice]

[gunsnpudding]

I think so? But if you do find it first, can you tell me where it is? I need one if I want to go swimming.

[gomugomunopwn]

WHAT?! You're looking for One Piece too!? I thought your world was a desert!?

[gunsnpudding]

Oh, hello again! And it is! That's why I didn't have one before, and why I need to find it now.

[howtobeaboss]

Ahhh, I see. I was starting to get a lot more worried for a second.

Well anyway, I think you're a little confused. You can only find One Piece in my world you know.

[gunsnpudding]

Really? But my new friend Nami said that she found it in the clothes store last time she went shopping...

[Voice//Filtered from Legato/Yuber]

[goldenglasses]

Milly... w-what?

Re: [Voice//Filtered from Legato/Yuber]

[gunsnpudding]

I'm looking for something to wear for my swimming lesson. Mr Priest thinks it would be a good idea if we learnt how to swim, and I need a one piece! Do you want me to see if they have anything for you while I'm looking, Mr Vash?

1/2 [Voice//Filtered from Legato/Yuber]

[goldenglasses]

Oh! I see now!

2/2 [Voice//Filtered from Legato/Yuber]

[goldenglasses]

Er, um, no. You don't need to look for one for me. I'm good. [He already looked into this his first summer here. Have you SEEN what the boy get to wear!? Okay, the boxer looking things wouldn't be so bad, except it shows off his chest, BUT THERE WERE A COUPLE THAT NO MAN SHOULD EVER HAVE TO TRY TO SQUEEZE INTO.

For all he knows, "Speedo" is some sort of torture device.]

[hana_king]

[ MAN THIS CULTURE BARRIER. IT'S KIND OF RIDICULOUS.

But Usopp will follow that Luffy bit. And then go up to the Nami bit. So his thorough "seriously, One Piece?!" trolling obviously just never happened, he's so damn manly and all. Look at him being totally unaffected by that potential new pirate crew you could have formed 8| ]

...w-well, good luck looking, Milly!

[gunsnpudding]

Thank you! Gosh, I never knew so many people were interested in bathing suits around here, it's really something!

[She would have ruled the seas with a smile and an iron fist, Usopp.]

[hana_king]

[ He can roll with this. ]

Sure there are! You can find people interested in just about everything around here!

[ Far more terrifying a prospect than Blackbeard. ]

[gunsnpudding]

Mmm! My Middle Big Brother says that it's differing interests that make people interesting; we'd get terrible bored if everyone liked the same thing.

[Dread Pirate Thompson and her merry men. Cower in terror.]