last night i drank gin and juice ( Read more... )

Dear Alexa ( Read more... )

me: dude what the fuck happened to the rest of that bud ( Read more... )

tonight, we shaved marks head. when i get the internet in my room working again, i will post pictures of the awesome mullet we gave him before we shaved it all off. it looked fucking cool ( Read more... )

sunday night after i got off work, anderson and i decided to take an unexpected trip to the beach. we just got back today and the past two days were really amazingly awesome. not in that jam-packed fun kind of way, but more so in a carefree really stoned kind of way. it was just really nice not to have to worry about anything, and to wake up and ( Read more... )

i lick your arm. i put my feet in your face. i put my finger in your nose. then on your face. i sit on you. i make lesbian references towards you and then when you do it to me, i call you out. i wake you up by screaming ROCK AND ROLL and grabbing your head. i moon you. frequently. but you cleaned out my bellybutton with a butter knife. we're still ( Read more... )

the pixies were motherfucking amazing.

more to come as soon as i get home. or on a computer thats not a fucking apple.

today.

people i said happy birthday to: 1
showers taken: 2
cars ridden in: 3
bowls smoked: 4
sodas drank: 5
trys it took to kill bug: 6 (i swear to god)

pixies, coheed, white stripes, interpol, counting crows, red letter agent, lou reed, and the killers happen in one day.
oh god.

ive decided i should quit packing bowls in bed because ive come to the conclusion that i am sleeping in marijuana ( Read more... )

i am so bruised and sore from death tubing and waterskiing at the lake all weekend. this morning i came home and slept for 4 hours. i have to go to work soon. this depresses me ( Read more... )