this is reprinted from natalie's lj, because i laughed till i cried till i was in pain.

[gusisntamused]

it took a few minutes to get the joke. but once i did... omg. it was over.

you are the fattest girl i have ever seen. do you know what i'm saying?

today vincent and i went to ralph's discount, where we purchased four different flavors of sinfully delicious dessert tablets, the candy of the future that claims to have all the taste of our

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[allherglory]

LAXATIVE EFFECT

dear lord

[gusisntamused]

i hate sweet 'n' low. and laxative effects.

[allherglory]

yea sweet n' low is nasty :(

[outofthisplace]

first: that is amazing.
second: it took me a while to realise this was someone else. I think it was "I got my prom guide in school today" that did the trick.
everyone ever was reading that one aloud today, too.

[gusisntamused]

lol um... the joke isnt that i didnt write it... i wrote that in the entry title. but yeah, the prom guide is hilarious. no one got the joke yet though, on lj or xanga.

[outofthisplace]

the only problem I had with the site was that I had to keep lowering the volume, in fear that someone would hear and think I was watching bad porn

[gusisntamused]

i like the "consumer sales" music.

[rosemarshmary]

OH I thought just the bold part was the joke, and the rest was your entry, and you got a prom guide for no reason (I still get the American Girl Doll catalouge, even though I've never bought anything from them).

IS IT LIKE PHAT/FAT? (And fat people need laxatives...?)

Ahaha. In middle school Sam Dishy always told one of our teachers that she was "Really fat. I mean, phat with a p-h of course."

[gusisntamused]

the fat part has nothing to do with the laxatives, but... yeah. for about a half hour, i was laughing hysterically, going "you are the FATTEST girl i have ever seen. do you know what im saying?!"

[postalnono]

hi gus!

holla' back

[gusisntamused]

oh annie, we were supposed to be new york college buddies! but fear not, there's still time!! there's still time!!