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[gusteris4lovers]

from Chastity and the Meaning of Sex by Jason Evert...

"If premarital sex is so bad, why does it feel so good?"

oh lordy this is funny.

Comments

[rhiannon_marie]

sexual gratification isn't leading teenagers toward God. everyone should come hear me read the Bible this Sunday.

[aprylface]

i'll bring the holy water and pictures of fetuses.

i need an old priest and a young priest.

[itsmrspotter2u]

hahahahahahahaha.
now THAT would be my bible

[thecrnge_73]

Is it really pre-maritial sex if you aren't planning to get married?

That's been my stance all along.

[gusteris4lovers]

oh excuse me, frankie ::Cough:: the whore.

its un-married sex then. and according to this stupid handbook, God wills everyone to be married because man and woman are so complementary that they are made from God for each other, unless you're a nun/priest. then you just masturbate with yourself because no one is gonna do it for you.

[rhiannon_marie]

emily. you aren't allowed to masturbate. except to trig functions. then priests and nuns masturbating is okay.

[thecrnge_73]

tell them you have a mind for your own and no need to make up stories to explain what you don't know.

[thecrnge_73]

Then go have sex with as many people as you can.